It was quite strange having a stripper chat you up and it seemed genuine because she said "I cant give you my number now because were here".. And Scott isnt useless...
I didn't mean Scott to be useless like that...but...you can't go out with him to chat people up. Isn't he with that girl? Anyway, enjoy pulling.
am i allowed in, iv recently split so havent got a gf but me and my ex still meet up for abit of fun?
So far... Me Martinho cescy_football great white Scrappy SUFC_Rick manutdlegend Tractorboy Tom gunnerama911 gull! C@rl Mascherano Joshisapoolie mickgrant One_John_Ryan coxy_saddler DV85 wolvestillidie6
Me Martinho cescy_football great white Scrappy SUFC_Rick manutdlegend Tractorboy Tom gunnerama911 gull! C@rl Mascherano Joshisapoolie mickgrant One_John_Ryan coxy_saddler DV85 wolvestillidie6 and Tractorboy. you're only not in because the collective is sexist.
Thanks Ollie for adding my name but I've already copped off!!! Barbie my blow up doll. I blew it up last night and I swear her boobs were bigger than Jordans. Bit of a dog really but I got in the sales, only cost me a fiver, much cheaper than trawling the red light district. I'll sell on if you lads are desperate. £3.00
I said I was going out last night and that I would report back. Unfortunately I was feeling ill (weird chest pains and felt a bit dizzy) and so didnt make it out. However!!! I will definatley be out on the lash tomorrow. Mates 18th :Banana:
bloody woman...... ....out tonight with a few mates and this girl I want to be with, I asked her out a couple of months ago. I said lets give it a try, see what happens. I got the we're good as mates blah blah blah blah etc crap speech that really pisses you off because its the biggest load of bollocks of all time and you should be hung for using it as an excuse. To make things even worse, everytime we go down the pub as a group she ends up getting drunk, acting like a complete tit then gets all depressed and starts crying how ugly she is and how she cant find a man and shes desperate for one and would mount just about anything with a pulse. Whilst Im sat across the table thinking, so desperate but you wont even give me a chance. Not even purely for a good shagging! Dropped her off home, sent her a text just telling her boobs, were fine, her ass isnt too big, she isnt fat, she isnt ugly etc etc trying to make her feel a bit better......do I get anything back, do I ****... ****ing wonders for the self esteem.
