Who gives a f#ck if she loves you. Marry her in secret so there's no embarrassment when she scarpers, then smash her back doors in as often as you can for as long as you can. You'll be sick of her by the time she leaves you anyway. Then you can try one from Russia.
Been asked out on a date by a Welsh bird so that's rather good. She's had a book published and is becoming a Scientist, that's more than I've done in my life
