I was about to say we base it on my reactions to Britons being arrested abroad, but I doubt anyone would frequent a pub called The Fuming Xenophobe.
Apart from the likes of Taffy, Barnsley and RWP we weren't planning on letting the rest of you in anyway
Absolutely Zippy old fruit. This is a gentlemens club. Mind you, perhaps you should reconsider pvm's application. I know hes one of those bally socialist chaps, but if the 66 means his year of birth, he must be nearly as old as we are. In which case surely he deserves a little refuge from the riff raff in a well appointed lounge like this? Ah yes...Pimms please, waiter.
Happy birthday when it comes :drunk. Definately get better with age. My sig should say 67. Still as I'm sure you'll agree we're still young at heart.
Born in 67. I've tried throwing in the occassional porkie that I'm younger but I get away with it less and less. Must be the (ever so slightly) greying hair.
No grey hair here. Our lass says I still look 20 summik. Har. She a pathologic liar of course Theres something about being mature, pvm. Coz we've been 17, and 22 and 30 something. We know what thats like. We know we aren't right all the time, and we know we aren't wrong either. We know we aren't gorgeous anymore, but we can still turn the odd lasses head. We look at things from being all ages, because we've been there. And the youngsters might take the piss, but we've seen a whole shed full of life. Stuff they can't even imagine. Theres no substitute for that.
Absolutely mate. I enjoy life a damn sight more now. Probably because I dont make as many silly mistakes. We might sound like a pair of wisened old shites here but the cliche is true. No substitute for experience. Edit: bit of jealousy going on here about the no grey hair btw.
I couldn't agree more old boy. I'm 48 2 weeks on Tuesday and I agree, we should have a 30 + minimum age requirement to keep the junior oiks out. I don't mind if a bloke is on the left or the right as long as he can handle his drinks, pass round the cigars and pick out a decent dry red. We aren't having bloody students in discussing ipods, bpods, playstations, downloading, sidewaysloading, south park and other such puerile tripe.
Zippy, your credentials as Chairman are as strong as ever Mind you, there have been several objections raised to the amount of leather clad secretaries you have (not to mention the cost). What exactly do you need all these secretaries for...cough
Get innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! Been 30 for a few months now. And I'm old and grumpy before my time...so from me there will be no talk of uplinking and downloading, inputting and outsourcing or the upside of downsizing and the downsides of upgrading... (thank you, George Carlin ) I can't pick out a decent dry red but I know some decent Ports. And seeing as none of you are cliched wannabe bourgeois pricks like, say, Pijanic then I know this won't be a problem! PS. My eldest brother is older than all of you...and my father would be old enough to the father of all of you if he was still around! In other words none of you are that old.
