The 'I don't have a girlfriend at the moment collective'

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  1. Furby

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    SJFC Craig Punk Ass Honkey

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    wt...

    Wait no, I'm not an illiterate scoundrel
     
  3. Furby

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    Some girl wants me to **** her, need to find a time when we're both free. More of a paper bag job but a shag is still a shag, and after 10/11 months without one, I'm bloody desperate.
     
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    Somebody offers it on a plate and you need to find time. to me it sounds more like you need to find your bollocks
     
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    Things called jobs get in the way ;)
     
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    oh right so its 24/7

    what im getting at which you obviously didnt pick up on is you make time in cases like this or are you one of these modern men who needs nearly a weekend to recover from working
     
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    I do work weekend nights instead ;) I think she does weekday daytime, not too sure about that though.
     
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    Still not much happening on my end, decided to ditch the nice guy approach as its obviously getting me nowhere but the friendzone. Decided to grow a pair and show some confidence for once...
     
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    Showing confidence doesn't mean you have to ditch the nice guy attitude, too many people think that.

    The actual truth is usually those with confidence on nights out to approach a girl can be dickheads because you need to be able to accept rejection like it's no shit off your back, but you can still be a nice guy and have the confidence to approach girls. Confidence is the attractive trait, not just being a dick.
     
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    Had a girl over for a movie the other week. Really cool girl, shares all the same interests in sports, music, movies and whatnot. Texts me everyday but only have brief conversations which is weird but is always wanting to get together. May make more of a move after I get back from break.
     
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    dont know where to post this so ill put it here

    i usualy have really short hair but ive been letting it grow these last couple of months and on thursday my swimming instructor said "oh you ve let your hair grow a bit you look healthier". now there was a pause before she said healthier so i assume she was going to say i look more attractive but thought it would be too full on. i know for a fact she likes swimming so im thinking of taking her to a water park. the one near me has several slides including a big 5 lane one and it also has a wave machine which is a lot of fun. if you get there at around noon they turn the wave machine on full blast and you can stand up in most of it as well so its good for non swimmers
     
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    I had dated this girl a couple of times and then too her to a waterpark. She got off on the big wave machine and didn't want to have sex with me then.
     
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    you remind me of the Simpsons artist.
     
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