The 'I don't have a girlfriend at the moment collective'

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  1. Baltic

    Baltic Registered Glover

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  2. AVA

    AVA Juan Iturbe Fan Club Member

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    Can sort of agree with this.

    I recently broke up with the girl I mentioned in that post a couple of weeks ago, but she's going to come round my house again soon, so I could wait for that.
    But there's also another (quite fit) girl who's coming round next weekend, but she is slightly, for lack of a better word, slutty.

    So for all the sex connoisseurs on here, is it worth doing it with the easy one just to get it out of the way?
     
  3. Gatti

    Gatti Well-Known Member

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    the slag will probably give u a better time . but also some stds

    swings and roundabouts
    just take jonny with you
     
  4. QPR A Rino

    QPR A Rino FF ITK

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    Of course it is.

    Whilst you no doubt imagine you'll be thumping away like a porn star making her scream in ecstasy, in reality you'll be a quivering wreck, last about 60 seconds and then have a long awkward silence.
     
  5. Gatti

    Gatti Well-Known Member

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    Don't judge everybody by your own standards ;)

    have a ham shank before might make you last longer
     
  6. boyd_88

    boyd_88 Registered User

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    You say this and wonder why you're not losing your virginity.

    It's really not a big deal and probably best to get it out of the way.

    In fact thinking about it, it's probably a good thing that you're that attracted to her, you wont be trying to impress her or get so nervous.
     
  7. SpursLegend

    SpursLegend Formarly known as Lockie

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    2 years. Not the longest I know, but when it's from 17 - 19 it's a large amount of my "adult" life so far.
     
  8. ItsInTheBlood

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    Nah to me that's a lifetime, that'll take some getting over, like you said especially at the age you are. There is no advice for it really, as I'm sure you've been told by many. One day she won't constantly be on your mind then it'll start getting less until eventually it'll hit you that you've not thought about her. No quick fix, no easy cure but you're doing the right thing by trying to keep busy and whatnot...

    Keep strong x
     
  9. Lamby

    Lamby Registered User

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    It's been 7 months for mine and I still keep thinking about it! So much for it going over time.
     
  10. Andrew

    Andrew Broken leg stuff

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    Bunch of battycracks.
     
  11. Lamby

    Lamby Registered User

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    Says the virgin. I don't think you're in a position to call anyone "batty", and besides, that word is soo 10 years ago.
     
  12. Andrew

    Andrew Broken leg stuff

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    :laugh:

    Was joking.

    And I bet you were a virgin at my age, you hypocritical fat shite x
     
  13. Gatti

    Gatti Well-Known Member

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    Some people take themselves wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too serious
     
  14. Lamby

    Lamby Registered User

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    I've not reached 45 yet ;) But no, mine was 16 so you can stfu.
     
  15. Andrew

    Andrew Broken leg stuff

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    A wild bore doesn't count.
     
  16. ItsInTheBlood

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    I've herd it's meant to be half of the time you were together until you are over them....
     
  17. RM

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    :laugh:

    So this 'rule of thumb' that someone made up while on acid applies to everyone despite no 2 people being the same? Or does it just apply to the person that made it up?
     
  18. Ross luton town

    Ross luton town Hmmm...

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    Is it alright to go out with somebody that you used to be really really good friends with, but lost contact with them for a year or so?
     
  19. Abbots'Orn

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    What his name?
     
  20. tottivillarossi

    tottivillarossi ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    I thought Jase had been gone longer than a year.
     

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