My name is Dr. Schadenfreude and I am a guest of Her Majesty (Your Queen) in a Very Fine Prison at Strangeways. Naturally I am innocent of everything They have accused me of doing, especially removing Healthy Teeth from Mouths in my Dentist's Surgery. I support your Blackpool Football Club and was Fortunate to be at Cardiff when they completely outplayed Leyton Orientals off the Park by 4-2. It is lonely here in my Special Cell so I hope to be able to Discuss Important Things with People, such as The Gradual Erosion Of Sand From Blackpool Beach By Visitors Taking It Away In Their Socks. I must leave now and 'Slop Out' or something (being New I am not sure of the Routine at Strangeways)
Welcome along - are there many of yer (in)mates allowed to be online then?? Get the rest of the block to join us m8!!! Must be a bugger in them showers eh?? <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">
Erosion of sand indeed LMBO!! <IMG SRC="smilies/laugh.gif" border="0"> Welcome m8 <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">
Regrettably the other inmates here are Not Allowed to access Your Website because they are Dangerous People. I have been placed into the Solitary Confinement of my own Cell with Computer Facilities (with BT Anytime fortunately), a television system from The People Up In The Sky with Digital Bits On It, and an unlimited supply of Newspapers. I will be commenting on Various News Items from time to time, with an occasional Film Review of Moving Pictures. By the way, I do not like your British System Of Slopping Out and I have requested my own (private) Lavatorial Facilities with Soft Paper like Andrex or similar. I hope you do not mind having Convicts on your Site as long as they are Totally Innocent of Everything.
M8 this is posting of the highest quality <IMG SRC="smilies/laugh.gif" border="0"> . I really do hope you stick around here. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin2.gif" border="0">
M8 you are a legend, where have u been all this time? <IMG SRC="smilies/laugh.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/laugh.gif" border="0">
M8 do u think the warden would permit you to use ICQ? It's a rather educational programme, I'm sure it'll help your rehabilitation.
My username of Dr. Schadenfreude is a German one of course, but I was given birth to in Holloway by my Mother, who was 'inside' for reasons it is best not to discuss in Public. I have been a resident on Another Board of Leyton Orientales since the Play-Off game in Cardiff, where The Seasiders played them off The Park for 90 minutes or thereabouts. Orientales have changed Their Message Board for one made by NTL and there is Subliminal Advertising on it. I was forced recently to go out and purchase Thousands Of Metres Of Cables because my Brain was Washed into doing this. This is the Reason why I am now on This Board, as long as it is OK with You.
Dont follow why ur on the Orient board, I've a mate who's mad Orient supporter, you might know him, he works for the Court Service!
First of All Mr. Kampso & Mr. Daz it is kind of you to spend time with an 'old lag' who is Completely Blameless for his crime. I visited Orientales Board after the Play-Off and it was a Very Busy Board which is why I stayed. The Seasiders Board is Very Quiet so I do not Post there very often. Having found a New Home here in Strangeways, against my wishes I might add, I seek now a New Spiritual Home so I am looking around On Here to see if it can be Mutually Beneficial for everybody.
Welcome !!!! <IMG SRC="smilies/bounce.gif" border="0"> U make me laugh <IMG SRC="smilies/laugh.gif" border="0">
We feel it is our duty as upstanding citizens to show compassion towards those wrongly punished. Can we send u any jigsaw puzzles or wot m8?
It is Good to read a Message of Supporting from FootyQueen as the female company in Strangeways is somewhat limited in Quantity and Quality. Mr. Kampso & Mr. Daz, please tell me about your ICQ as I am a Technical Virgin and do not Fully Understand the term. I do not require the Jigsaw Puzzles at the moment, but if you could manage a Cake with a Digging Tool in it, I am sure this will keep me occupied for about 17 years because I have seen 'The Shawshank Redemption' and that's how long it takes.
Go to www.icq.com and download the software. Most people on the board have an icq number if look at their profiles and if u add someone then u can have nice little one to one chats etc
I assure you Doctor the pleasure is all mine - this is light relief before spending the coming week at my mother in laws, surely worse than the senence you are serving??? <IMG SRC="smilies/cry.gif" border="0">
Wow does that mean i got quality? If it does i like u alot already and u make me laugh so thats a plus!!!! thanx <IMG SRC="smilies/laugh.gif" border="0">
Mr. Kampso, I am sorry about the Grim Time you are having next week. The best thing to do with Mothers-In-Law is to take them to the Nearest Pub and tether them to a Lamppost outside, whilst you have a Pleasant Drink inside The Pub. You will not be invited to Darken her Doorstep Again fortunately. FootyQueen my Liebchen, I am sure you have Quality coming out of Your Ears and you are making an Innocent Man Happy. I must leave now to LoadDown the ICQ Software Product in Accordance with Instructions from Mr. Daz. Auf Wiedersehn.
