This is the Point, Footy Queen Dearest. I am Innocent. 17 years, and for What? I am lucky I have you to correspond with, although I am not so sure about some of the Others!
Thats becoz dr ure story is not very beleivable!!!!. But never mind so wot was u wrongly convicted for then?
Well its a very good STORY and i already said u shud be a writer BUT it is only a story not real life it is a character that u have made up a very good one and makes me laugh but thats why peps don't get on well wit u because u r a character u r original/different to the ff boards!!!!. But funny <IMG SRC="smilies/laugh.gif" border="0">
Dear Footy Queen you are correct of course. I am not in Strangeways, I have never been in Strangeways, I never intend going to Strangeways. I am in Parkhurst all the Time!
Wot or where is parkhurst? in this prison which u have described so well that u haven't been in wot was the temperature like?
Oh yeah and i think your story is gr8 has made me laugh alot and i can imagine your cell!!!! <IMG SRC="smilies/laugh.gif" border="0">
Parkhurst is a Maximum Security Prison on the Island of Wight. As for Temperature, they do not supply Thermometers for Measuring it. The Cat sleeps on my Feet which will Help in the Winter.
Ok then Dr!!!!. <IMG SRC="smilies/laugh.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/laugh.gif" border="0">
Afternoon or even evening dr, How is your cell treatin u today although i do feel as though u r not honest wit your storys but never mind. Do u have rats still at park hurst or is it a better cell than strange ways? Have u ever been in broadmore? Und was ist deine lieblingsfarbe? (r u really German?) How is the cats wots it name? Hows icq? How are u? Do u like FF? <IMG SRC="smilies/bounce.gif" border="0">
Footy Queen, Good Evening! You have asked Many Questions for me and here They are: Parkhurst is a Superior Jail to Strangeways because the View is better from my Cell. There are no Rats of which I am aware Here, thank Goodness. I have never been to Broadmoor although if I continue like this (moving around) I may Finish Up there. My Favourite Colour is Black (Schwarz). The Cat is called Chloe and She is Depressed because Opportunities to Go Out are Limited. I am afraid that She will not be able to do her 'Bird'. ICQ is still Malfunctioning Badly. I am Fine, Considering The Circumstances of it. The Design of this Site at FF is Very Good. There are some Eccentric People who use the Forums Though. I detect a Slight Anti-German element Here and There. Never Mind, it takes all of the kinds to Make The World! I had Porridge for Breakfast and it was Lumpy. Also the Tea is Too Strong, the Bread is Stale and there is no Marmalade of my favourite Flavour Here. Apart from These, the Food is excellent!
Please be so kind as to explain to me this query dr. U r supposedly in an all security prison BUT u have a comp a cat and u stay on the comp for a long time at night into the morning! And i think that most prisons have a lights out at about 10 or 11pm or am i wrong here? Please explain to me!!!!.
Footy Queen, My Liebchen, I do think that Routine in The Prisons will have changed since You were Inside. The Regime now is much more Friendly-User than it has been once upon the time. True, not all of The InmatePersons have Computing On Tap, or have the Facilities to Entertain The Cat (Chloe), so in Those Respects I have the Good Fortune. Also I am a Political Prisoner so Many of the Rules are not Applicable to Myself. By The Way, I am Escaping very Soon but Please keep it under your Hats!
yeah ok then dr!!!!. i am not a criminal i have not been in a prison!!!!. U should not presume!!!!. If u escape but get caught surely your sentence will rocket sky high to alot more years?
Dear Footy Queen. I make an English Type Joke for you! I am sure you have never been in the Pokey like Yours Truly. There will be Slight Risk involved in The Great Escape, but I got to Consider the rewards of Freedom as well You Know. I have learned to become the Invisible Man when a Fugitive From Justice, so I am Optimistic of remaining Free. Keep the Fingers Crossed!
heads shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes, heads shoulders kness and toes, knees and toes, and arms and ears and eyes and nose, heads shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes. I thought i wud write and tell u of the song to give u confidence on your eledgid escape and that u shud keep all of these safe and cared for!!!!. good luck!!!!.
I am Pleased with your Good Wishes for my Dangerous Mission Impossible, Footy Queen. And what a Pleasant Ditty you have written to me! I shall Print It (on my Canon Bubblejet BJC-250 from any branch of Dixons) and carry it next to my Heart during my Bid For Freedom.
Liebchen Footy Queen, Good Afternoon and I have to Report a Disaster which has occurred to Me. The Escape has been cancelled due to an Unexpected Relocation to the Prison of Brixton during the Small Hours of Today. I will be Speaking to you later I hope!
thats a shame dr and good afternoon. U shall have to get someone to send u some dynamite and a match and blow your cell away then u and chloe can escape and go and live in the jungle wit all the animals and never be disturbed!!!!. u cud live like tarzan u may even find him in the bush!!!!. U cud make friends wit the snakes and rabits and lions!!!!. Oh it wud be a superb life for u seeing as u wud be on the run all the time otherwise!!!!. In the jungle u cud be free!!!!. Goodbye for now Dr. PS i am sorry to hear about your move it must be very disrupting to u!!!!.
