When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job working on the roads for stealing. He denied it to everyone but when I went in the shed at home for my bike the signs were all there.
Political posters are a big thing here, despite being deemed illegal by courts & usually taken down in days of being put up. Usually used to advertise a candidate, or wish them on their birthdays, or advertise their work in their constituency, they are know for their worst use of photoshop. This one takes the first prize.
What's the difference between a hedgehog and a range rover? The hedgehog has the pricks on the outside
Was at a nice restaurant on holiday recently and ordered Octopus. The waiter said you do know it takes 2 hours to cook. I said how come. He said because they cook them live,everytime they drop them in the pan they reach over and turn the gas off. Pmsl
Mr and Mrs Potato are chatting to their 3 teenage Daughter potato’s about who they want to marry when they grow up. The first one says ‘I want to marry a King Edward’ Mr and Mrs potato are quite happy with that. ‘Royalty, excellent’ they say. The second one says ‘I want to marry a Jersey Royal’ Again Mr and Mrs potato are more than happy. Their third Daughter says ‘I want to marry Martin Tyler’ Mr and Mrs potato are disgusted and tell her no way whatsoever. ‘But why’? She says. ‘Because he’s a common tater’.
