FAIL. This behemoth of an essay was to impress just ONE other poster, but as sad as you are sex is one thing you couldn't write an essay about. I never realised I got to this kid so much. All my negative votes stem from this one fountain of divvy. AFs inexplicable and unhealthy obsession with an unemployed manager, and that's what it all boils down to y'all.
And on that note ... I declare this awards ceremony closed See you all again next year ladies and germs